verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

(via bewbin)

johnegbertt:

len-noonar:

johnegbertt:

some questions from my GIANT ASS LIST of Harry Potter questions

i would really like to see this whole list please

heres the most of it then

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secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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absolutcute:

YEAH OKAY BUT DOES ANYONE REMEMBER FILLMORE! THO

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THESE TWO AWESOME PROTAGONISTS WHO DIDN’T END UP BEING LOVE INTERESTS AT ALL AND HAD THE COOLEST PLATONIC PARTNERSHIP IN THE WORLD

REMEMBER HOW IT HAD A FUCKING HANNIBAL PLOT EPISODE WITH A VILLAIN CALLED RANDALL THE…

maximustrashagon:

"what about a lesbian princess" always seems to lead to two answers

  • what about a gay prince?
  • what about a female princess that doesn’t hinge on a love plot?

what about I didn’t ask for your shitty opinion I asked for a lesbian princess

(Source: maxboltagon, via billyxkaplans)

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

(via ruinedchildhood)

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

(Source: gatta-cicova, via wilbertweed)

ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more

ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more

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yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

(Source: doutzenkros, via ordinarymothers)

the-last-enemy:

David Tennant and Matt Smith on The Graham Norton Show

(Source: gallifreyfalls, via theatresm)

one-small-star:

fallen-weeping-angel:

triquetrous:

You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.

yeah this is definitely preferable actually

Yes.

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"Do not pity the dead, Harry, pity the living. Above all, pity those who live thinking the plot of Les Mis occurs during the French Revolution."

— Albus Dumbledore (via imwiththequidditchteam)

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dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

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