"im gonna go to bed at ten tonight"

— someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)

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effyyyy:

i’m watching 13 Going on 30 and the moral of the story is be nice to the nerd who loves you and lives next door because in like 20 years he’s gonna turn into Mark Ruffalo

(Source: nakedand-famous, via thederpyphilosopher)

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via thatsthat24)

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoi, via ruinedchildhood)

monetizeyourcat:

finally

monetizeyourcat:

finally

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FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A COMPETITION

benshaws:

barahands:

FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A COMPETITION

(via jolydivision)

robotrockers:

I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.

(Source: princegumbutt, via zanetheaiden)

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

(via anotherwillgrayson)

swedishpapa:

50c:

Where’s drake

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davidbyrne:

The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like i’m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when they’re yelling about “real music” and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.

(via mistress-sassenach)

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Source: unit03, via teammavin)

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